I see in your future,...a naughty, naughty strip dance

I thought I was all up to date when I realized I didn't tell you about Jane's Party this past Friday.. or about the mischief that propagated from that endeavor. Nor did I relish about the Valentine's Day party.. How utterly mean and rude of me.

First of all this joke must be told... since I absolutely love it.

How do you make a lemon have an orgasm?
Tickle its citrus..
Ohh it kills me every time... ^_^ (does that even look like a smiling face.. I don't know.. looks more feline than human to me)

So the Valentine's Day party was a ton of fun. The house as always was refurnished with red appliances, raped with heart shaped decorations, and expanded to the brim with people dressed in red and pink. This year for the entertainment portion of the evening, we had a fortuneteller..., which I believe tickled many people's fancy. I personally don't believe in all the crap they spew about losing my left leg during the next harvest moon... but I guess once in a while its okay to let ourselves indulge.

So here are some pictures from the Valentine's Day party...
Abizer and I...in our red uniforms

Jane, Alifiya, and Roshanee

Abizer and Sejal

Shivani, Ann, Sejal, and Amrita

My baby, Sasha, in a pink frock and mama Khush

So the moving on from February we come to the month of March. We have three birthdays in this fabulous month. Jane on the 3rd, Ann on the 17th, and Sejal on the 31st. Freakishly they are all on Saturdays. I was quite perplexed at the anomaly. But hey I am not complaining.

Jane's birthday as you might have guessed just recently passed and it was shrouded by laughter, dancing, ice cream cake, orange slices, sugar madness, stripper lap dances, and other forms of naughtiness. So Suman invented some 5 shot competition to see who drank the fastest and since everyone knows I can barely shallow water at a decent pace.. I thankfully was excluded from all of the games. Not to mention I was driving down to Jersey that day from Boston. Poor Jane was subjected to participating in all the competitions...

Soon after Roshanee and I were in the mood for some Latin loving so we played some salsa music to sway our hips to..but soon Ann hopped into the center and booty pushed us all away while we stared in awe. ^_^ To get even, Jane grabbed her and sat on her... making her produce her high frequency sequel which resonated off the walls.

When it came time for the gift giving ceremony everyone gathered around.. deciding it was only appropriate to give the birthday girl a lap dance from everyone in attendance. The usual shy rather jerky hip shaking occurred one person after another until Sush ran full speed and hopped into Jane's lap. He then bent his torso so that his crotch literally went into Jane's mouth, all while he nonchalantly grinded to the music. After that no one dared to upstage that rebellious act of carnal movement.

Afterwards I sadly kicked everyone out of the apartment as Rosh and I loaded up our Black Stallion and started our drive home to Jersey for our Spring break filled with wedding hair and makeup trials, skiing, and new wood floors.