Zucotto Balls...silence...hysterical laughter

I had an orgasm the other day.. and the name I yelled out in my moment of passion was..."IKEA!"

That's how pathetic my life has become. So the apartment is now furnished... I can confidently announce this simple statement to the world now. We only had to spend three days at IKEA, forage through boxes and boxes of cardboard rubbish, remove splinters from my derriere (I have no idea how I got a splinter there..I'm being serious.. Stop smiling.. I mean it..Okay now I am smiling.... Now I am laughing hysterically again..Oh shucks.. I hate you), destroy a bookcase by "hitting it too hard" (I have developed unnatural building powers apparently), and setting a new record for building a dining room chair (in 10 minutes flat I can have it up and running..All backwards of course).

Besides me never wanting to leave my apartment because it is sooooo beautiful... my weekend was eventful to say the least. Alifiya (Abizer's sister) came up from NYC to see our new place and get a dose of insomnia. So we went to Maggiano's on Saturday. The usual gang was in attendance plus a few new faces... After a dinner which resulted in a scandalous photo of the waiter and I.. packed dessert to go.. and new definitions to the word groping and PDA.. we decided to go to an interesting establishment near the Commons called "The Liquor Store."

If you are a lady who wants to throw all of her self respect out the window this is your haven. Literally. All you have to do is climb on top of the bucking bull and ride it so that you eventually exhaust your grinding abilities against leather.. and then do a forward bow ending in a half somersault off onto the inflatable land beneath. But make sure to do it in slow motion.. teasing the audience with a semi obstructed view of your breasts. That will surely get you all 10's on the board from the Testosterone swayed judges. Don't be confused by my sarcasm.. I genuinely liked the place and shall surely go back again. I think the trinkets they were offering in the bathroom is what roped me in for life. Cough.

I am late for my next class.
So I guess this is bye for now...
But...just one last thing
Do take care...
my fellow peers, aimless wanders, silent observers, deranged manical pet lovers, and green thumb wanna-be planter lovers....

I somehow described myself in that blurb. Amusingly Freudian. Bye.

About nothing in particular but then again isn't that our so called lives

Why is it when something breaks or is used... no one wants it anymore.
Why is it deemed to be valued less.

I find it amusing how people can so easily forget how important something is to another and disregard it as a joke or simple act. Hmm.. you are probably wondering what in God's name is Khush ranting about 10 in the morning.. but I can't help it. I couldn't really sleep due to outside variables, and it's affecting my thinking patterns.

So I was on-line earlier and I found a very interesting site.. it was called The Sex Revolution Blog. (sexrevolutionblog.com) The author had a comical approach to his writing, which made the readings quite amusing. Now for you squeamish lads and lasses out there.. get over the title saying "Sex" in it, and learn something about your body. Shayad it helps.. since Valentine's Day is fast approaching.

I am sitting currently on the floor of my still unfurnished apartment.. watching my Japanese Beta fish "Charlie" swim in a circle for the billionith time. Poor existence he has since his life is just a hand blown circular glass, which when cleaned causes him to get confused and swim into the walls.

Ever feel like you are in the same place you were when you last checked your status as a human being on this earth which is now turning warmer and warmer.. which will eventually make the polar bears go extinct due to the excess pollution in our o-zone. cough global warming. It reminds me of a tattoo I saw once, of a dragon eating itself.

Quite perplexing I must say.. but it's symbolically showing how some people no matter what they do are just going in a circle in their lives.

Fingering the....Keyboard

Without stating the obvious.. I am back from India. If I could pick one thing I missed the most...I would have to say running HOT water (no more high pitched screams after the warm water turns into it's evil frigid alterego)...ohh! and you reading this of course.

As I am the sole individual on this planet who does not follow 24 religiously I am bored while the kiddies are watching TV so I figured I would update. After so long, its nice to stretch out my fingers and flex them vigorously.. hmm. I just got turned on by that sentence.

Have you ever sat down and observed someone. I sadly do it too often... Ever pick up on a smile which wasn't meant for you to see... or a hug which lasted too long to be friendly between two of your friends... In college you see mostly everything that you can imagine including some freaky hair styles along the way. Why hide it, I wonder? Does it add to the excitement? I think it does. It adds a certain element to the relationship, which spices it up, and makes you come back for more...For my druggies out there you'll understand the upcoming analogy perfectly.

It's like doing drugs in my opinion, even though you know you should not be doing it...you are addicted and need it to function. But without rambling on and on.. I'm watching you...hehe.. so entertain me. Just a word of advice to my two friends.. don't try to hide it from me.. I see all.

Oh almost forgot to tell you... I moved into my new apartment. It's beautiful, spacious, and carpeted and painted in the brown hue, which turns me on very much. I will take some photo's with my imaginary camera and upload them for all of you to see as soon as I get the place furnished, which is proving to be quite the daunting task. But then again.. I love challenging...

Ciao my lovelies...